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Me:
*playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:
Mind if I sit with you?
Me:
*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:
*sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:
*continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:
THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:
OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:
STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:
KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:
OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:
RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:
OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:
*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:
*sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:
Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:
*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother:
Kill them.